Tuesday, March 24, 2009

We're not even trying, anymore.

Dear Applicant:



We have received your recent inquiry about an employment possibility
with the *****. We are currently reviewing all
applications received in response to this job announcement. We realize
the importance of your job search. Once we have had an opportunity to
consider all resumes received, we will only contact those applicants
whose background and prior experience appear to be most suited to this
particular position.



We appreciate the time you have taken to inquire about employment with
the *****, and thank you for your interest in our
organization.



Yours truly,

Human Resources Department

Don't call us. We'll call you. It's not me, it's you.

1 comment:

  1. I just thought of a funnier joke: they've obviously fired the person who does the rejection notices.

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