One Reason You Might Be Rejected

According to the WSJ, people hiring are only interested in hiring the currently employed.

But many employers are bypassing the jobless to target those still working, reasoning that these survivors are the top performers.

Sort of like roaches in a nuclear holocaust, no?

In The Red And Depressed

Check out this interactive map of jobs across the country vanishing!

Try Again

Thank you for applying for the Account Executive, ********** job with the *** ******* *****. We wanted to inform you that ************ and its subsidiaries will launch a new career website starting March 27, 2009. If you still wish to be considered for the Account Executive, ********** position, please create a new profile at [our website] on or after March 27th and apply for the job on the new ************* career website. Any information or resume submitted by you prior to March 27th will not be forwarded to the new website so it extremely important that you create a new profile. We are an equal opportunity employer.

Thank you,
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Somebody's hiring...

We are currently looking for intelligent, friendly and dedicated people to work in our Los Angeles area stores. Integrating fashion, sales, art, design and technology, American Apparel offers many unique job opportunities and room for advancement.

We are hosting an open call on Thursday, March 26, from 4pm - 7pm for all positions. Both day and night shifts are available.

If you or someone you know is interested in working for American Apparel, please bring a resume and references to:

American Apparel
Little Tokyo
363 East 2nd St.
Los Angeles, CA 90012
Tel. (213) 617-7222
Map & Directions


If you are unable to attend the open call, please contact Sayo Wakita at sayo@americanapparel.net to learn more about job availability in your area.

Practice your best 70s ironic guerrilla porn star face, I guess.