Who Is With Me?

Moving Forward Without You

11/30/2009
Reference: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (XXXXXXXX)
Business Unit/Division-Department: Entry Level Positions-Entry Level Positions

Dear XXXXXXXXXX,


Thank you for your interest in XXXXXXXXXXX and our open position. We receive many resumes and our selection process is very thorough.

Currently, we have decided to move forward with other applicants whose experience and skills are more closely aligned to this position. We encourage you to visit www.XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.com often and apply to other positions that may be of interest to you. This is the quickest way to be considered for other XXXXXXXXXXX opportunities.

Again, we thank you for your interest in XXXXXXXXXXX and we wish you the best of luck in your career search.


Sincerely,

XXXXXXXXXXX

7 minutes in Heaven with Bonus Incomplete Sentences

Resume Submitted: 11:29 AM

Rejection Received: 11:36 AM

Dear XXXXX,

Thank you for pursuing a career at XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX. After reviewing your resume, we noticed that you have a different (although impressive), we have decided to pursue other candidates with a foundation in Corporate Meeting Planning and/or Conference Services Management. We wish you success in your job search. Thank you again and have a nice weekend and a lovely Thanksgiving!

Warm regards,
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Office Administrator for
XXXXXXXXXXXXX, CEO
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
"XXXXXXX... Where Clients Come First"

It Has Been A While, You Still Suck

Dear XXXXX,

We are excited that you are interested in opportunities at XXXX XXXXXXX.

We have taken a great deal of care in reviewing each applicant that has applied to us. After careful consideration, we have determined that your credentials were not a fit for XXXX XXXXXXX at this time.

We wish you the best in your job search.

Cordially,
Human Resources
XXXX XXXXXXX

One Reason You Might Be Rejected

According to the WSJ, people hiring are only interested in hiring the currently employed.

But many employers are bypassing the jobless to target those still working, reasoning that these survivors are the top performers.

Sort of like roaches in a nuclear holocaust, no?

Polite Rejection

Dear X,

Thank you for your interest in pursuing a career at X. We appreciate the time you took to apply for a job opportunity at our company.

Your background and experience are impressive, however, we will not be pursuing your candidacy at this time. We will, however, keep your resume on file should another suitable position become available that matches your background.

Again we appreciate your interest in X and wish you success in your career endeavors.

Sincerely,
X Recruitment.

California

Simple majority to amend the Constitution.

2/3rds to pass a budget.

Oh, California. Rejecting gay marriage/human rights *and* budgets, left and right.